Check this out. This has probably happened to more than a few of your perverts.
I had a horrific vision of my future the other day. A future of… parenting. A future wrought with futile efforts of sympathy and understanding. A future of porn.
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Anyway, I pulled up to her house she ran out and met me, [...]

Yawn - he’s Calum Best, the spoiled pretty boy son of a British footy player (footy is Limey for “football”) He’s romatically linked to Lindsay “zzzzzzzz” Lohan so that makes him news-ish.
Luckily his cocaine-fueled romp with two hookers should let him stand on his own two spindly celebrity-like legs

He licked cocaine off of one of [...]

Goddamn, the Japanese have some sort of problem. If we did this in America it would be a weak imitation. If they did this in Europe, the girl would be swaddled head to toe in latex. I couldnt watch all the way to the end becasue I didn’t want to see how messy and saliva-covered [...]

All right! Here’s a celebrity who gets it! She’s not just on some hopeless tryst with a married man. SHe is
Naked in a Field

lets just let this sink in or a moment
She got naked in a field! There were photographers.
She’s apparently the Omarosa style bitch of the British Apprentice
The best info i found on [...]

I think my brain just exploded, and oh you’re going to like the feeling.
Kanesa Hopkins 31 (the name just rolls off the tongue) is charged with 5 counts of having sex with a 13 year old female student. Please note that this is not correctly called a “lesbian sex scandal” because in the eyes of [...]

I think chicks named Katrina are probably one order of magnitude more desirable since the hurricane…

This newspaper column is priceless, here’s one uncomfortable hillbilly muckraker.
Exhibit A : The Headline
Sex scandal in jailhouse is uneasy topic for discussion
The state police swooped down on a local jail down there and arrested two roommates employed as jail guards for having sex with inmates.
Exhibit B :
The accused were assigned to units that [...]

Do take note that the Foleyscandal.com Design Team has been smutting it up the last week or so. Your questions answered :
No, its not a midlife crisis, but hey if you know anyone selling a Miata…
Nope, we’re not desperate for money, we’re told it brings “mo problems”
Yes, the previous owner bailed. 0day blogging is difficult, [...]

Lookie! Its another snarky sex scandal blog but this ones about Gavin Newsom. Do you know Gavin? He used to be most famous for being mayor of san francisco but now hes most famous for getting his swerve on with his employee’s wife
And this blogger ain’t no rookie, he even knows you have to make [...]

….who hasn’t seen Pam Anderson Tape - go quick you can download part 4, its like 22 mb and you know she does it with the dumbshit. It’d be much better if she was having sex with John Kerry or even Dale Earnhardt (jr - sr, either or both would be good)
Pam Anderson - Tommy [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XXZCkDDetY

He’ll be doing this sort of thing again soon I guess, hang on I’m looking for the Rampage fight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GspZhXUo2ic

Wow! I missed this! The master applying his skills. Manara is amazing. Forget the Rat Pack, if I could go back in time I’d head for 1970-1980 and be a gifted European comic book artist. Those guys knew how to have fun, with their shaggy hair, and cigarettes and Vespas. Anyone know where theres a [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n2-DgwOLBE

Creepy Creepy Creepy!! Dont watch!!
they never prosecuted a single client - but they put the purveyors in jail
THis documentary was spiked from the Discovery Channel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH6DdA0evDA

She was Ms. Universe. She married the former president of argentina, but thats not him in the pictures! My anything-but-English is rusty but I think they are getting a divorce!

And I already thought I’d seen everything this week! If that mouse gets arrested, it’ll probably be soe sort of pheromone defense.

What a bunch of pussies
This man is a liar
Don’t you dare doubt me, Reid is a liar.

“When it comes to changing course in Iraq, Senate Democrats will never give in, never give in — never, never, never,� Reid said.
Im not sure if this came shortly before or shortly after giving in, always giving in, [...]

Worst excuse since Twinkies Dept.:
Dude admits to having his hand in the babysitters underwear, but see, he was sleepwalking, so if he’s not aware he’s feeling up the nubile teenflesh, he cant be held repsonsible for it. I mean, Im sure he wishes he could, but this is science, you know? His hands are tied..

Strip club patrons will be hit with a $5 surcharge in Texas. Some of the money will go to the Sexual Assault Prevention Fund, which is probably an insulting link to make as far as bar patrons and owners are concerned, but nobody cares what they think.
I hate taxes like this, not because of my [...]

This time its a state senator, which for those of you who come for the invisible blowjobs, but stay for the biting social commentary, is elected to run your state government, passing bills for your Governor to sign…Got it, Pervs? OK, moving on..
Repblican rancher Ted Klaudt is accused of raping three of his foster children [...]